Friday, December 23, 2011

More of Snow

On December first it began to snow,
Santa made an early stop crying Ho! Ho! Ho!
That was the day it snowed the most,
I even got a visit from a Christmas ghost.
There was to much snow to much white,
It was almost everywhere in sight.
On December 24th it was Christmas Eve,
Santa will only come if you believe.
In the houses people drink hot cocoa.
Santa will come to every place including James Town and Tokyo.
The man's name who's watching you is Chris Kringle,
He has his very own bells that jingle.
The weather is below zero,
But that won't stop people from doing a Christmas carol.

By. Matthew Gauntner



Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Best Prank Call Ever Sister Aggnniss

When I was at school, my uncle Mike thought of doing a prank call. So he did. He was going to do it on a family member. And we have a big, huge family. So he could pick easily. And out of everyone he picked us. Here goes the prank.                  

My sister Bella, my brother Michael, and, I were at school. My mom was at home. Then the phone rang.  My mom answered. The person said "Hello can I speak to the mother".
 "This is she."
"Hello this is Sister Aggnniss I'm Subbing at St. Sebastian School and I'm having trouble with one of your kids
"Uh O who."
"Bella."
"O my gosh I'm so sorry sister."
"By the sound of voice I can see that you have had trouble with her before."
"It doesn't surprise me. "What did she do."
"She changed my name to a bad word." "She called me Sister Aggnniss."
"Okay I'll have  to talk to her."
"I  explained to her that if she calls me that again she'll burn in hell." "And maybe if you didn't have so many kids you wouldn't have had this problem!!"

After that she finally figured out it was a prank call.
"Okay who is this." She said  
  "It's Mike."


Remember if you ever need to do a prank call, call my Uncle Mike.

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Captain America

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Buy the movie Captain America. It is one of my most favorite movies I've ever seen. If you liked the     movies Transformers and Thor you will love Captain America. The movie's about America going to     fight   Germany. But Steve (Captain America) got declined because he came from a sick family and they thought he wouldn't be strong enough to join the army. So thats when a scientist built a machine that would turn Steve into a super soldier. Thats how he became Captain America. If you wonna know more get the movie Captain America.                                                                                                                   
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photo from here

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Here We Go Pittsburgh Here We Go Ooo Ooo

My two favorite sport teams, the Penguins (hockey) and the Steelers (football), are both in first place of their section. Pens are rocking this year. So far they have 8 wins and 3 loses. The Steelers are in first of their section. They have 6 wins and 2 loses.
                                  
  Also my school football team, that's in the post before this,
made it to the playoffs. If we win we're in the championship. In the playoffs we're playing St. Barts.  Which is kind of weird because that was the first game we played and we beat them so bad that I thought      they would have lost every other game. But they made it to the playoffs.        

 If your wondering why the Pirates aren't on my list heres my answer "the Pirates suck". And your hearing that from a pittsburgher. So for baseball I root for the New York Yankees. So I hate the Ravens, the Redwings, and, the Redsox. Any team that starts with R.

Friday, October 28, 2011

Saint Sebastian Knights Pep rally

 The school pep rally is for the S. S. knights (my grade school football team) vs. the St Bonaventure Bobcats. Its the game we've been waiting for.
The Autumn Bowl. Its like the Steelers vs. the Ravens and if we win
 we're the champions of the north!



  At the pep rally coach calls the players numbers and nick names then you run to the middle of the gym. So for me coach screamed "NUMBER 38 MATTHEW THE GANGSTER GAUNTNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's me with my friends. On the right is Joe next to him is Tim well at least his head but he's still in there next to him is me and next to me is Kenny.

Joe's probably my best friend. The weird thing is that Joe's nickname is Sheriff. Sheriff and Gangster don't
really go together.  



   Add all that up and that = Lets go Knights Ooooooh.

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Jordan Staal had a great game



Pittsburgh penguins center Jordan Staal scored two goals against the New Jersey Devils. That's a really great game, but that's not all. Jordan's first goal was his 99th and his second was his 100th!!!!!! The way I see it is that since Crosby's out the pens are practicing 10 times harder. Don't get me wrong the players are great every year -like these pen players-  B. Johnson, B. Lovejoy, J. Staal, C. Kunitz M. Cooke, MA. Fleury,  B. Orpik T. Kennedy, K. Letang, E. Malkin, S. Crosby, and much more. Since he scored 100 goals I bet there will be a lot more Staal jerseys worn in Pittsburgh today.

  By. Matt Gauntner
photo from wallpaperpimper.com
              
        
     

Sunday, July 24, 2011

HotDogComicsRoastingWeeners

                                                                                       By:Matt Gauntner

Friday, July 22, 2011

HotDogComicsMeetBob

Don't lend a convertible to anybody not even for a million dollars or 50.


                                                                                               By:  Matt Gauntner

Thursday, July 21, 2011

HotDogComicsSnuggleBunnies

The m.v.p. of the year BOB!!!!!!!!!!


                                                                                        By: Matt Gauntner

Thursday, July 7, 2011

HotDogComicsTheMirror


Hot Dogs arch nemesis Copy Cat I mean Copy Dog!!!  by Matt Gauntner

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Big Nate

I love my hotdog comics but that doesn't mean I don't like other comics. My favorite comics are Big Nate comics. Made by Licoln Peirce.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

I Love Pajamas

I really really love pajamas,
my grandmother was wearing them caught on cameras.

Short for a pajama is a p.j.,
a p.j. will be on you when you're dancing with D.J.

If a monster comes under your bed at night,
pajamas are ready to fight.

Pajamas will be there for you,
even when you're watching Winnie the Poo.

On pajamas it can glow in the dark,
or sometimes puppies that bark.

So remeber to wear the best clothes of all,
even in Spring, Summer, Winter, or Fall.
                   I love Pajamas
                     By.Me, Matt Gauntner

Monday, March 28, 2011

This is who's in my hotdog comics

Hotdog friends are Bob, Apple, Hamburger, and Cheeseburger. Hotdogs parents are Musterd and Ketchup. Hotdogs grandparents are Hotsauce and Tartarsauce. So read Hotdog comics!!!!!!

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Diary of a Wimpy Kid Rodrick Rules

Today 3/27/11 I saw the best, funniest movie I have ever seen today with my dad and my brother and you have to, you have to see it.  But remember Rodrick rules.

For Pittsburgh fans

You may have heard that the Steelers lost the Superbowl against Greenbay and Pitt lost against Butler but don't let this let you down because Penguins are in it to win it. So lets go Pens!!!

Photo from NHL Scores

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

SNOW


On December first it began snow,
Santa made an early stop crying Ho! Ho! Ho!
That was the day it snowed the most,
I even got a visit from a Christmas ghost!
There's too much snow, there's too much white,
It is almost everywhere in sight!
By: Matt Gauntner
photo from iill.net

Saturday, January 1, 2011

What Are Hot Dog Comics?


Hotdog comics are about a Hotdog/dog that has friends and has many fun adventures, written by me, Matt Gauntner.